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10 Signs that your interview is NOT going well.

By Christopher Mendla

December 23, 2017

Spectre

Last Updated on December 9, 2019 by Christopher G Mendla

I see a lot of posts with titles such as “10 signs your interview went well”.. Ok, how about some signs that your interview is NOT going well?

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  1.  The whimpering, sobbing sound you are hearing is from the interviewer who is curled up in a fetal position under their desk.
  2. The interviewer starts farting Jingle Bells.
  3. The interviewer reaches into their desk, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, and chugs it.
  4. You notice that the interviewer is about to stick their finger in the socket where they just unscrewed the light bulb.
  5. The interviewer pulls out a weird device and says “Beam me up Murfwxxz, there is no intelligent life on this planet”
  6. You hear “Have you seen the James Bond Movie where the head of Spectre presses a button and dumps the guy in the shark tank?” … as he is reaching for a button marked “SHARK”.
  7. You watch as your resume is going through a construction process to become a fine paper airplane.
  8. The interview picks up the phone and whispers “Hey Bob, come to my office, you gotta hear this crazy shit!!”
  9. You notice that the picture of their spouse is the person you hooked up with last night.
  10. A SWAT team bursts through the door.

Christopher Mendla

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