Last Updated on December 9, 2019 by Christopher G Mendla
I see a lot of posts with titles such as “10 signs your interview went well”.. Ok, how about some signs that your interview is NOT going well?
- The whimpering, sobbing sound you are hearing is from the interviewer who is curled up in a fetal position under their desk.
- The interviewer starts farting Jingle Bells.
- The interviewer reaches into their desk, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, and chugs it.
- You notice that the interviewer is about to stick their finger in the socket where they just unscrewed the light bulb.
- The interviewer pulls out a weird device and says “Beam me up Murfwxxz, there is no intelligent life on this planet”
- You hear “Have you seen the James Bond Movie where the head of Spectre presses a button and dumps the guy in the shark tank?” … as he is reaching for a button marked “SHARK”.
- You watch as your resume is going through a construction process to become a fine paper airplane.
- The interview picks up the phone and whispers “Hey Bob, come to my office, you gotta hear this crazy shit!!”
- You notice that the picture of their spouse is the person you hooked up with last night.
- A SWAT team bursts through the door.